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Friday Frivolity With Robotic Breast Massage

Posted On: 29 February 2008 By: Jay Oatway Filed Under: Future-Stuff-That-Goes-Ping | Jump the Shark | Robot Revolt

Science fiction can’t make up stories this crazy: [via Gizmodo]

Yes, this miracle of modern science is designed for all sorts of women, from “girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast” to “women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities” to “women who want to have pretty breasts.” And it only gets better from there. The device is the brainchild of one Mr. Wang Wei, founder and proprietor of Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD. His business proposal for the Breast Massage Robot is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

The future will touch you in unexpected ways.

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