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Friday Frivolity With Topless Power Rangers (NSFW)

04 April 2008
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Because Japanese pr0n is just so wierdly futuristic — it doesn’t matter that this video is ancient and has been making the viral rounds longer than the Bird Flu. Warning: bare breasts! Not safe for work.

Are you at home? Good. Enjoy Topless Power Rangers.

Military Unleashes Cyborg Insect Bio-Weapon To Bring Peace in The Middle East

01 April 2008
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Things are such a mess in Iraq that a last ditch attempt by the Bush administration to win the war while still in office will deploy the most advanced robotic drones yet. The mission is to use stealth to seek out and poison Al-Qaeda ring leaders with a powerful neuro-toxin.

Thousands of the drones …

Mobile Devices Will Cause Head Trauma

11 March 2008
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Ouch! There you were walking along texting when suddenly, out of nowhere, a street lamp jumps out in front of you. But fear not — preventative measures are being tested on London’s famous Brick Lane — the most dangerous place for texting: [via Engadget]

Apparently, a study in the UK found that one in ten people actually managed to hurt themselves by walking into a post while …

Happy Birthday Portension — March Makeover 4.0

10 March 2008
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Portension turns four! (Check out our Wayback Machine trip down memory lane 2004)
Another year older, and another year wiser. The new version of Portension is the single biggest overhaul since we left Blogger two years ago. (The image to the left is of our first custom layout for our Blogger-powered site.)
Obviously, as with any great birthday party — we’ve made quite the mess. Like a sugar-crazed child, we’ve …

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