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Your Cyborg Destiny Awaits

14 April 2008
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The guys over at Popular Science have taken an exoskeleton for a test drive:

While audiences flood theaters this month to see the comic-book-inspired Iron Man, a real-life mad genius toils in a secret mountain lab to make the mechanical superhuman more than just a fantasy with the XOS Exoskeleton…

It recognizes that Jameson wants to bring his hands down and calculates what each artificial muscle …

Beer Robot Will Revolutionize the Keg Party

08 April 2008
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Because we know that you, dear reader, love beer as much as we do — here’s the robot of the month: [via UberReview]

From what information I could gather, this appears to be intended for commercial use, in bars and the like. It is radio controlled and there is a microphone / speaker configuration that will allow the operator to converse with …

Military Unleashes Cyborg Insect Bio-Weapon To Bring Peace in The Middle East

01 April 2008
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Things are such a mess in Iraq that a last ditch attempt by the Bush administration to win the war while still in office will deploy the most advanced robotic drones yet. The mission is to use stealth to seek out and poison Al-Qaeda ring leaders with a powerful neuro-toxin.

Thousands of the drones …

Friday Frivolity With Robotic Breast Massage

29 February 2008
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Science fiction can’t make up stories this crazy: [via Gizmodo]

Yes, this miracle of modern science is designed for all sorts of women, from “girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast” to “women who want to improve the quality of their sex …

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