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Robotic Squirrels Will Screen Your Calls

21 July 2005
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Portension has found a new secretary: A Robotic Squirrel Answers Your Call [via MobileBurn]

The Squirrel itself is a Bluetooth device that uses a remote PC for its computing power, though future models would be autonomous. When a call comes in, the animatronic squirrel will "wake up" as might a character from a Disney movie. It will then start engaging the remote caller in a conversation in an effort …

Robots Will Keep Us Safe From Terrorism

09 July 2005
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I often post about robots, since the future is going to be full of them. Today, I’ll do another round-up of recent links from my file, but first let me explain why, in the wake of what’s just happened in , I’ve decided to do this.

I’ve been watching the action in London up-close, much the way I would have been able to watch it if I were there. No, I’m …

Do Android SF Authors Dream of Electric Hugo Awards?

24 June 2005
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In a case of art imitating life [via Boing Boing] one of my favourite SF authors gets a fitting tribute:

David Pescovitz: An android embodiment of surrealist SF author Philip K. Dick will be demonstrated at Wired’s NextFest this weekend in Chicago. The Dick bot is a collaboration between Hanson Robotics Inc, the FedEx Institute of Technology’s Institute for Intelligent Systems, the Automation and Robotics Research Institute at …

Stupid Futurist of the Day: Ian Pearson

26 May 2005
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I keep coming across this guy, Ian Pearson, the head of British Telecoms futurology department. I so want a job working for a big corporate “futurology unit”. What a sham! These guys seem to sit around all day working hard to predict a future that has been written about in SF magazines and novels for decades. The latest from Pearson: Death could be averted by ‘downloaded brains’, British futurologist says.

[Just like the "Bitchun ...

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    Earth Day 2008: Five Easy Steps To Save The World

    Earth Day 2008: Five Easy Steps To Save The World

    In celebration of 2008 (W00t! We survived another year!), here is the Portension guide for green living this year:
    Step 1) Do Whatever Al Gore Tells You…

  • Lover Pods Include Built-in Champagne Holders and Flat-Panel Video

    Lover Pods Include Built-in Champagne Holders and Flat-Panel Video

    The sleep pods of the future will take romance to a new level. Consider the red velour, the bottle of bubbling chilling, maybe even a virtual fireplace crackling on the 32-inch LCD — who wouldn’t be ready for love.

    [via Gizmodo]
    It’s also …

  • Half-Man / Half-Robo-Killing-Machine: The Exoskeleton Soldier / Office Worker of The Future

    Half-Man / Half-Robo-Killing-Machine: The Exoskeleton Soldier / Office Worker of The Future

    The army of one just got a bit stronger thanks to Sarcos, who’s won a contract to deliver an exoskeleton to the military next year. Here’s a recent demo video that’s making the rounds (as seen on Engadget, Communist Robot, Wired


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    Friday Frivolity With Topless Power Rangers (NSFW)

    Friday Frivolity With Topless Power Rangers (NSFW)

    Because Japanese pr0n is just so wierdly futuristic — it doesn’t matter that this video is ancient and has been making the viral rounds longer than the Bird Flu. Warning: bare breasts! Not safe for work.

    Are you at home? Good. Enjoy Topless Power Rangers.


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